Or not so evasive?
Listen, if I take a break from blasting "Nine Inch Nails" on the radio and exceeding the speed limit to create a gap in traffic the size of Texas for you---Man up and find the hole!! If a car is an extension of your manhood, then don't make me pissed off or sorry for you by driving through life politely waiting for a sign from the almighty, inquiring for grey poupon mustard, and adjusting your stuffed animals (this really happened today--no lie. I just like to share. I have the heart the SIZE of Texas)!
4 comments:
"...I have the heart of Texas"
Texas called, they want it back.
How about them Cowboys
OK pOnk,Texas can have it back. It was weighing a little heavy anywho!
Cowboys would probably know what to do (in traffic)!
I fixed it--(I don't know how to italicize in html yet) "..I have the heart the SIZE of Texas". Is that better? How do you italicize?
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