Do you ever feel like you're a tiny, little entity trying to clamour up a huge beanstalk (I have penis envy)? I feel like I've been climbing so long and too far while debris cascades past my desperate eyes and the jolly giants just laugh merrily at my plight. I'm not necessarily striving to surpass the "glass ceiling", but more the bizarre American caste system of inherited wealth,social networking, and fuck buddies.
Do you want to see something REALLY HILARIOUS? Really fucking funny shit (I guess if they would've put a hot chick in a dress suit as the "businessman" the viewer would think she was the admin assistant?):
I need some serious distraction before I start listening to Avril Laveen (I AM the motherfucking princess http://youtube.com/watch?v=MV4w4hudgio!) and hit the tattoo parlor for that fetching "cum catcher" I've always wanted or grab a giant bucket o' popcorn and a Big Gulp and make myself comfortable!
Big girls don't cry eh Fergie?