I've always wanted to enjoy a Koi fish pond, but up here in the far north everytime I try to enjoy one--old hoary father winter freezes me out! If I were able to visit and enjoy a pond I would name the platinum fish Paris, she wouldn't eat much, but she would be the main breeder.
The crazy fish that eats all the garbage would be called "Lindsay". I would have another brood fish called "Brittany" and she wouldn't take care of her young.
But, alas I can't enjoy koi ponds anymore. Maybe I'll learn the alphabet instead.
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with names like those, you'd probably have to teach them how to swim.
I'm from the north east and here, if you did deep enough and put a heater, they are fine even after the top layer freezes over. You should check it out if you're serious... I'd be happy to research it for you.
I'm such a dipshit... though I do get some wood on the bat from time to time
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