Thursday, August 16, 2007

Rojo Mojo

Unlike everyone else, I had to actually wait until I was 17 to see a rated R movie and "Pretty Woman" was it! I know its sad--you can lament now.

Ladies---if you want to increase the odds of getting laid, add some or all the red accessories:

1)Red finger nails---shiny and candy apple must remind guys of sports cars because they get all randy when they see them!

2)Red lipstick or lip gloss--You know why the mouth is such an erogenous zone right? Do I have to spell it out for you?

3)The little red dress is always a good cfm choice, but it's what is on the inside that counts! A lacy red bustier and barely there thong are sure to entice!

4)Don't forget the patent red high heels! Those are so hot, the salesmen at the store will be flocking to you before you even purchase them!

5)Fun red foods: licorice,cherries,strawberries,popsicles.....

Follow my advice and you WILL be getting a night cap!


p0nk said...

but richard gere makes me want to retch.

Eagle Eye said...

He likes the gerbils!