1) They know the binary code for *69*
2) They know how many bytes are in a GB (I knew this morning, but then forgot? 1million something....?)
3)They are so well-endowed that they don't need to drive a manly truck with balls. In fact, they are probably driving a tiny,skate of a car like a Ford Festiva!
4)They drive hard, I mean they can install a hard drive
5)Their lovin's so hot it burns...CD's!
6)They are probably WAAYYY more into their computers than sports, so no need to worry about your weekends being monopolized by the current pro sport team (especially MLS).
7)They generally abhor fitness and weight training, so there's more energy,time, and man for you!