Showing posts with label metaphor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label metaphor. Show all posts

Thursday, October 25, 2007

A Wealthy Man

Heidi Klum really likes men in bike shorts too! According to her side of their romantic story, she was attracted to him because of the size of his.....um... pocket book,personality or.....?

From the Oprah show: "Heidi says she fell for Seal the moment they met…and it didn't hurt that he was wearing form-fitting bicycle shorts at the time. "I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City, and he came in just from the gym. I was sitting there and I was like, 'Wow, he's a very handsome man,'" she says. "I was physically, straightaway attracted to him, and then we got talking, and I was like, 'Wow, he's such a warm and charming man.'"


Right! Charming! I really like charming guys too! Does he go, aye? Does he?



Friday, September 21, 2007

Bug A Boo

Posers be buggin me!

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Jack and the Beanstalk

Do you ever feel like you're a tiny, little entity trying to clamour up a huge beanstalk (I have penis envy)? I feel like I've been climbing so long and too far while debris cascades past my desperate eyes and the jolly giants just laugh merrily at my plight. I'm not necessarily striving to surpass the "glass ceiling", but more the bizarre American caste system of inherited wealth,social networking, and fuck buddies.

Do you want to see something REALLY HILARIOUS? Really fucking funny shit (I guess if they would've put a hot chick in a dress suit as the "businessman" the viewer would think she was the admin assistant?):








I need some serious distraction before I start listening to Avril Laveen (I AM the motherfucking princess http://youtube.com/watch?v=MV4w4hudgio!) and hit the tattoo parlor for that fetching "cum catcher" I've always wanted or grab a giant bucket o' popcorn and a Big Gulp and make myself comfortable!

Big girls don't cry eh Fergie?

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Stocked at the Fishmarket?


Something smells fishy?!WTF*#*))%