Monday, July 30, 2007

HOA Communication!

Message from Lisa Simpson to my neighbors: "Stop dumping your miscellaneous shit all over the paths outside of the subdivision!" I know you inbred Brittany cousins think it is the hip thing to dump your old tires,appliances,trash,baby diapers,bodies etc. out in the great expanse of woods outside of your subdivision, but I have to see that when I go on a leisurely stroll! Unlike you, I step outside my front door once in awhile and try to enjoy nature. I don't want to have to call my dogs off your trash or even see or smell it! The paths that you are trashing are literally part of your neighborhood! If you keep the neighborhood looking like this, what does your house look like (wait don't answer that)?

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