If there is one thing women can do (other than their sexual attributes) its cook some mean half-time meals for the big game (then maybe do some sewing and keep an emaculate house). You know, women are competitive that way!
I have the perfect pigs in a blanket recipe:
Ingredients: Little Smokies and Pillsbury croissants dough
Cut the raw dough into little triangles with scissors
Wrap each smokie in a "croissant" triangle and bake according to Pillsbury directions!
Now that you have more free time---you too can sneak a peek at Tom Brady's "swollen"...er....."ankle"!