Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I'm F**cking Anakin by Cowgirl

If Sarah Silverman is f**cking Mat Damon and Jimmy Kimmel is f**cking Ben Affleck, then

I'm f**cking Hayden Christensen!

I'm sorry but its true!

Way up high

With his Eiffel Tower (*nudge wink*)

With cash

Like the Romans do

While surfing in Fiji

In a British pub

While listening to the Fray

Someplace warm

In a Mercedes convertable SL550

That's right, we're f*$king from one spot to the next!

1 comment:

Eagle Eye said...

I just saw "Jumper" and I'm submitting this post for an alternate plot.