If Sarah Silverman is f**cking Mat Damon and Jimmy Kimmel is f**cking Ben Affleck, then
I'm f**cking Hayden Christensen!
I'm sorry but its true!
Way up high
With his Eiffel Tower (*nudge wink*)
Like the Romans do
While surfing in Fiji
In a British pub
While listening to the Fray
In a Mercedes convertable SL550
That's right, we're f*$king from one spot to the next!