Thursday, October 18, 2007

Filthy Poetry Review Hour


Venus and Adonis by Shakespeare


Venus has captured Adonis---"Fondling, she saith, 'since I have hemmed thee here

Within the circuit of this ivory pale (her arms),

I'll be a park, and thou shalt be my deer.

Feed where thou wilt,on mountain or in dale;

Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry,

Stray lower,where the pleasant fountains lie."


Pleasant fountains, indeed, Willy, pleasant fountains indeed!


I can even get into trouble at the seemingly innocuous center of high education and enlightenment of the Barnes and Noble bookstore! I stumbled across this naughtily hilarious book called Filthy Shakespeare while pretending to peruse the latest releases. I must have made an odd sight laughing at the raunchy poetic interpretations, but it is not entirely taboo if it is a literary great like ol' Will right? I proudly brought my find to the innocent little blonde girl at the counter and slapped down a cool $20 for some dirty literature (bummer--no pictures though)!:-)

16 comments:

Eagle Eye said...

Is that Earl Grey next to Adonis?

NotANiceGirl said...

I love that dirty poetry! Wil's the man! How are you doing?

NotANiceGirl said...

BTW... gave you an honorable mention on my post today. It's pretty much a long rant but if you go to the end...there you are my dear!

Jimbo said...

I never thought of Mr. Happy as a "Pleasure Fountain". And why do all of the women in these old picture have flabby butts? Weren't there any hot perky women in the old days?

Eagle Eye said...

I'm doin' pretty well NANG.Thanks for the honorable mention.
Jimbo--According to my new found book--The "Pleasure Fountain" is referring "pleasure-giving sexual juices" of Venus's vagina--she wants some downtown Charlie Brown action!

Eagle Eye said...

Hot and perky weren't the much sought after female forms back then. Remember women weren't allowed far from birthing and cleaning--so workouts were not on the agenda. You had your starving and poor thin ladies or your wealthy and well-fed ladies. See, Paris Hilton, would just be a poor skinny little retch back then not worth a second glance and definitely not worth a painting in her image. Men would more likely throw bread at her rather than throw themselves at her feet!

NotANiceGirl said...

I think those curves are damn sexy! I don't think it's bad for a woman to be soft or strong. I don't love Scarlett Johansson but she has a beautiful bod. Jess Biel does too though so I personally just think a healthy woman looks hotter than a stick insect chick.

Eagle Eye said...

Stick insect chick!Hehe! I don't know what the fascination is with "little girl" bodies nowadays! The sex sirens of the past were not super skinny, yet still super hot (Marilyn). I've seen some old playboys (70's) and the women are healthy with predictable curves in the right spots. Fake boobs,surgery, and diet fads have homogenized the modern woman into one lump (okay--maybe two lady lumps). Bring back natural variety!:-)

Jimbo said...

When I said flabby, I did not mean that I wanted the women to be anorexic bean poles. Nice curves on women are definitely hot. I have noticed in most of the old painting, the women are naked a lot and the have a belly and are not very fit. You would think there would be a few that were curvy and firm.

NotANiceGirl said...

I hear ya Jim. I wouldn't say I'm a bean pole but I would like a bigger butt and hips. Sometimes I feel like I am built like a line backer or too V-shaped. This is my body.

NotANiceGirl said...

Also- I think that belly you're referring to is FUPA.

Jimbo said...

FUPA? I have not heard of that

p0nk said...

NANG, a linebacker? I would hit that like the fist of an angry God.

Good for Shakespeare to write a little erotica now and then. Probably helped him land some women if he wasn't hung like a horse.

Eagle Eye said...

I know you meant "fit" women Jimbo. I was just being haughtily/hottily descriptive. NANG-- I have a similar body type to your description although a shorter version of the linebacker with no ass. My mom always said I have "broad shoulders" and I couldn't really do the shoulder pads of the 80's!I wish I had the womanly hips too--hour glass figures look nice aye? I've always been jealous of the tall n' lanky girls like you. Us shorter,Mogwai, have to work extra hard it seems to stave off poundage.
FUPA, I believe is fat upper pussy area not to be confused with the muffin-top--love handles spilling over tight bottom clothing.

Jimbo said...

FUPA? it is nice to have a little meat or fat there. Hitting the pelvic bone hurts. I was referring to the belly above the pants. Anywho, I think we have dissected a women’s body enough

NotANiceGirl said...

Thanks pOnk - I think!
He he!! Ah.... you are al making my Friday fly! Thanks!