I "borrowed" the above picture from a website reference about an Englishman named George Stent (during the 1880's) http://takaoclub.com/personalities/Stent/index.htm:
"In Stent's time there were around 2,000 eunuchs in the Forbidden Palace at Beijing. This number was far fewer than in earlier Ming times, as the Manchu rulers were anyway wary of the eunuchs' power but also since China had been ruled by the Empress Dowager Tzu-hsi [慈禧] on behalf of boy emperors who had little need of concubines."
The last Chinese eunuch died in 1996 at the age of 94. The following quote is from a New York times article: "In one corner of the outer square of the palace, a granite block still,, marks the spot where some of Mr. Sun's fellow eunuchs were said to have lost their "three precious," as the organs were called in court parlance of the day. Traditionally, a eunuch preserved his genitals In a jar to Insure that they would eventually be buried with him, in the belief that this would guarantee his reincarnation as a "full" man."http://acc6.its.brooklyn.cuny.edu/~phalsall/texts/eunuchs2.html. If it wasn't so sad, I could think of a bunch of one-liners about this condition:
Gollum Eunuch: We wants it, we needs it. Must have the three precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Chineses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
Perverted eunuch flashes genitals by lifting jar instead of jacket!?
Pickled penis anyone?
Frustrated eunuch can't get off---the lid that is--can't "get off" the lid.
Perverted eunuch---"Touch my penis,I mean jar, it is hard like glass not diamond"
I got nothin'