McDonald's Worker Wins Strip-Search Suit (http://www.usatoday.com/news/topstories/2007-10-05-190596317_x.htm)
I don't know who is more ignorant: the plaintiff who performed sexual acts because someone told her to over the phone and then was awarded with 6.1 million dollars or her masculine-looking attorney who is very old with the name Ann Oldfather!? Ann Oldfather? Is that from a Bart Simpson phone prank? "Can I speak to an old father? Paging ann oldfather, are you an old father?" If I was that lawyer, I would change my name immediately to Sue Pantsoff! Get it? Sue Pantsoff?