If Sarah Silverman is f**cking Mat Damon and Jimmy Kimmel is f**cking Ben Affleck, then
I'm f**cking Hayden Christensen!
I'm sorry but its true!
Way up high
With his Eiffel Tower (*nudge wink*)
With cash
Like the Romans do
While surfing in Fiji
In a British pub
While listening to the Fray
Someplace warm
In a Mercedes convertable SL550
That's right, we're f*$king from one spot to the next!
1 comment:
I just saw "Jumper" and I'm submitting this post for an alternate plot.
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