Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Atrocities in Iraq



Reasons to end the imperialist dynasty as stated by the IVAW:

*Corporate profiteering is driving the war in Iraq

*The occupation is a primary motivation for the insurgency and global religious extremism

*Our national “moral authority” is being undermined


Staff Sgt. Jimmy Massey

Rape and murder of "Hadji girl"

My war

Why end strife when you can market and profit from it?



Lobbies are too powerful," the most powerful being the ones wanting war. - Gunther Grass, Nobel Laureate


Monday, March 17, 2008

When Irish Eyes are Smilin'


There's probably a reason!


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Every Sperm is Sacred


If you think I can be shrewish, you haven't met my catholic/Irish friend! My friend cusses like a trucker,has been known to bed down a few men in her day, and drinks like a fish. She would rant more than me (unbelievable I know) and scream like a banshee to get her way. She never set foot in a church outside of official functions like weddings etc. UNTIL---She met a tall,strapping marine (divorced btw) who happened to be catholic. They moved in together and engaged in quite the unmarried bliss--oddly without conceiving any children out of wedlock (birth control maybe?). Not only did her incessant screeching and temper tantrums subside after meeting him, she also became what I can only refer to as a born-again catholic. She attends church every Sunday, says grace before meals (the first time in 20+ years), and has charged full on into the catholic guilt phase ("I've always been a good christian girl"--she tells me one day when I was doing something questionable as usual).
She even believes that her fiance only has eyes for her and doesn't even look at other women. When I broached the subject that all men are visual and sexual beings and will always at least want to "see" many female forms, she chidingly told me that her man isn't like that and hasn't the least thought about other women! HA! I laughed at her and then shook my head.
So, anyway. I am embarking on a road trip to NV to celebrate her coming catholic nuptials by hitting all the casinos,partying,gambling, and drinking. I guess when you're catholic, everything goes as long as you say your sorry at the end of the day, say grace and go to church.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Presidential potential



LMAO! I did the test about 3x and still came out with JFK! I always thought of myself as more of a Marilyn! I should run for Prez!?

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Networking Nativity?

"I am a follower of Jesus and it is my relationship with Him that motivates and informs all that I do."
This quote was the first line of an insurance sales lady's description on a prominent/international networking website. Seriously?
The most important aspect of you and your business is that you are a follower of Jesus?
Will He reduce my insurance rates?
Is He a good listener when I have an insurance claim?
How long will I have to wait while you consult Him on my coverage?
As your consumer, I don't know that I want to play second fiddle to your "relationship" with this guy.
Did He help you tie your shoes before He directed you to type your profile online?
Can you imagine how much business I wouldn't get if I stated that I'm an active agnostic (sounds like a tampon commercial--try today's active tampon for the agnostic on the run) who "believes" in scientific method and evolution? Christians don't hesitate to pull the "God" card in marketing and networking, but does it work so well for many other groups?

Monday, March 3, 2008

Pretentious Players

And their primates. When I first heard this headline: "Pet Lemur Bites 3-year-old boy", I thought "wow! How odd? How would a boy and lemur meet--the zoo?" Then my second thought was the exotic pet trade and I wasn't disappointed: Lemur story.

Leave it up to a professional athlete to use his mega paycheck to do something stupid. Jog my memory--when has something similar happened before? What possesses a parent to think one day "you know what will make an awesome pet for little Johnny?A quite possibly endangered primate with nasty pointy teeth. I'll take this wad of extra cash and flaunt my affluence by going down to the neighborhood Madagascar and purchase an exotic find!" *whistles* then *spits out tobacca*.

WTF? If you have some extra cash that you want to dispose of why don't you put efforts towards SAVING endangered species and EDUCATION?? I'm sure that pretty penny used to purchase poor Zoboomafoo would have done a lot better applied to his habitat and educating the world about the primate plight!

OR
at a minimum, buy me a new car or put MY kid through college.

(OK. Maybe I'm just jealous I don't have my own personal primate playmate. Shucks!)

Friday, February 29, 2008

The Black Stallion


Did I mention I like horses? Growing up, I rode my quarter horse bareback frequently and amassed a giant collection of Breyer horses. My mother still sends me Special edition Christmas Breyers every year (lucky me). Being artistic, I also doodled pictures of horses constantly and I even recently sketched a pony for my daughter (maybe I'll share if I can get it scanned and saved).
One of my favorite movies is The Black Stallion. Who wouldn't want to be stranded on a beautiful desert island with a magnificant stallion (and a horse too)? You could dine on sea food every evening,get a tan, workout by riding or trapsing through the sand,swim and frolick for hours. The only things I would add are the occasional Cabana boy sans garments and maybe a pina colada or two.
You like Pina Coladas
Getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean
And the taste of champagne
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes of the Cape
Come with me and escape