Thursday, June 28, 2007

Labia Nomenclature

I have compiled a creative list of alternative international names for the labia that show on women in tight clothing. Wanna see it (the list I mean silly)? Message to David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel: No stealing!
The United States: Camel toe
Iraq: Camel toe
Canada: Moose knuckles
Russia: Walrus lips
Switzerland: Tulip folds
Peru: Alpaca mouth
Afghanistan: Hidden
Australia: Billa-buds
Bahamas: Bahamian tacos
Cambodia: Khmer hills

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