Showing posts with label tree hugger rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tree hugger rant. Show all posts

Monday, July 30, 2007

HOA Communication!


Message from Lisa Simpson to my neighbors: "Stop dumping your miscellaneous shit all over the paths outside of the subdivision!" I know you inbred Brittany cousins think it is the hip thing to dump your old tires,appliances,trash,baby diapers,bodies etc. out in the great expanse of woods outside of your subdivision, but I have to see that when I go on a leisurely stroll! Unlike you, I step outside my front door once in awhile and try to enjoy nature. I don't want to have to call my dogs off your trash or even see or smell it! The paths that you are trashing are literally part of your neighborhood! If you keep the neighborhood looking like this, what does your house look like (wait don't answer that)?

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Early morning wood killer!

What the fuck is it with businesses like Trader Joe's not opening until 9 or 10am in the morning!!? Don't they know that earthy crunchy squirrels are out trying to get their grape nut on EARLY in the morning?! I had to abort my mission and settle for a $5 sammich from the gay Albertson's! $5 for a plain turkey/cranberry sammich made by Lexy the lesbian granny! I gotta know what a $5 sammich taste like! God damn it is probably a good fucking sammich! I don't know if it is worth $5, but it is a pretty fucking good sammich!