Mitt Romney recently boasted that his first lady is more attractive than Bill Clinton. That may be, but Bill is better in bed and has more experience. I always vote for the first lady with the most to offer her country!And what is up with that stereotypical coining of the president's spouse as the "first lady"? The feminazi in me (not really--I'm not a lesbo) wants something more pc like the President's spousal figure head or the President's Pardner (hehe)!
I wonder if Hilary will soar in popularity if she engages in a little coitus in the oval office. Do you think that if she started wearing plunging necklines and bopping young interns she would become a red-blooded hero? Something tells me she would be run out of town on the first trollop trolley! Oh, well---it would be worth it and she would definitely be remembered for being the 1st 1st Lady to become president and act like one!
Seriously, I think about pulling the bitch card and voting for Hilary just because she is a chick and I like the ring of "Lady President". However, the knee-deep into business part of me doesn't want my pants taxed off (pulled off hastily in a moment of passion--maybe, but taxed off--never)! Something tells me that if she gets elected we will all become part of the village that raises Madonna's child (popstar--not the religious icon)!
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I don't think you have to worry about Hilary doing any of the young intern boys or her showing off any presidential boobies. She is way too ugly for any intern to flirt with her and her boobs are probably tucked into her pants by now
hillary has a penis.
I think she has two of them. Hers and Bills.
How are you doing p0nk. Are you a big Rush fan?
LOL---You beat me to it! I was going to say that she has a penis named Bill too:-) I haven't heard Rush's dogma for several years now and I'm not positive I miss it too much. I did steal his "feminazi" term though. I think it becomes me--looks good with a cowboy hat.
Sorry Eagle Eye, I meant Rush the rock band. p0nk had them on his blog and a comment about Neil Pert's birthday.
Oh-Funny. I thought you were talking about the talk show host.
I did think of that until said something. Do you listen to Rush? Are you a right wing conservative?
I'm pretty far from the right-ring. I haven't listened to his dogma in several years and don't particularly miss it. But I wouldn't say I'm a bleeding heart either. It is hard to be a treehugger chick AND a business person! Most political platforms are so polarized. Give me a conservative that respects the female vote as much as the Mexican and I'll give you a purple elephant!ANd while I'm not saying we should all hug a spotted owl,it would be nice if we could at least adhere to our own US legislation (albeit passed under liberal presidencies) and get on board with other countries! How 'bout you?
I am pretty conservative when it comes to right and wrong. While I understand why all of the Mexican are here, they broke the law and it is time for them to go home. The rest of that speech is very long winded. If we do really need all of the untrained help, then let’s bring them over here legally and not just give a away the farm because we feel sorry for them. I agree that we should do something about the so called global warming because it is the right thing to do. But we should not be making knee jerk reaction just because Al Gore found a cause. Oh yes, and I respect women too
hey Jimbo, i'm still mostly a fusion guy, but i've developed more of an appreciation for Rush over the last couple years.
/and i thought about the 'Bill's penis' thing too.
My BIGGEST pet peave is how the hispanic language and culture is consuming America. I'm a mick and a German mix. Can you imagine what a cluster fuck the U.S. would be if we all would have kept our languages of origin?Our kids HAVE to take Spanish, not because it is a fun language, but because it is becoming necessary to navigate the f-ing grocery store!Fuck 'em--Give 'em a dollar (and you can quote me on that)!
pOnk--Don't think about his penis too much k?:-)I kid!
I wouldn't even think about that used and abused thing (*shudders*).
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