Mitt Romney recently boasted that his first lady is more attractive than Bill Clinton. That may be, but Bill is better in bed and has more experience. I always vote for the first lady with the most to offer her country!And what is up with that stereotypical coining of the president's spouse as the "first lady"? The feminazi in me (not really--I'm not a lesbo) wants something more pc like the President's spousal figure head or the President's Pardner (hehe)!
I wonder if Hilary will soar in popularity if she engages in a little coitus in the oval office. Do you think that if she started wearing plunging necklines and bopping young interns she would become a red-blooded hero? Something tells me she would be run out of town on the first trollop trolley! Oh, well---it would be worth it and she would definitely be remembered for being the 1st 1st Lady to become president and act like one!
Seriously, I think about pulling the bitch card and voting for Hilary just because she is a chick and I like the ring of "Lady President". However, the knee-deep into business part of me doesn't want my pants taxed off (pulled off hastily in a moment of passion--maybe, but taxed off--never)! Something tells me that if she gets elected we will all become part of the village that raises Madonna's child (popstar--not the religious icon)!
