Most men have at least seen a Playboy wax job I presume, many women may not be familiar. Women if you want more visits from Colonel Angus, go to your waxing expert just in time for Christmas and the mistletoe!
You don't need to be waxed to get more visits from Colonel Angus. Waxing is nice in the begining, but you get the 5 O'Clock showdow after a day or two. Nicely trimmed works well.
Straight from the expert's mouth (hehe-pun intended)!Your reputation as a carpet muncher from the "Fish" precedes you! Waxing is actually very fast and efficient. I'm a little "heavy handed" with matters of primping and preening--so having someone with speed and accuracy is way better and more aesthetically pleasing (to me)!
"We'll be alive again in a thousand blades of grass, and a million leaves; we'll be falling in the raindrops and blowing in the fresh breeze; we'll be glittering in the dew under the stars and the moon out there in the physical world, which is our true home and always was." -----Philip Pullman The Amber Spyglass
Vivian
I am part prude and part non-conformist and I say what I think and don't dissemble.
Caged Bird
But a bird that stalks down his narrow cage can seldom see through his bars of rage his wings are clipped and his feet are tied so he opens his throat to sing---Maya Angelou
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You don't need to be waxed to get more visits from Colonel Angus. Waxing is nice in the begining, but you get the 5 O'Clock showdow after a day or two. Nicely trimmed works well.
Straight from the expert's mouth (hehe-pun intended)!Your reputation as a carpet muncher from the "Fish" precedes you!
Waxing is actually very fast and efficient. I'm a little "heavy handed" with matters of primping and preening--so having someone with speed and accuracy is way better and more aesthetically pleasing (to me)!
What ever works for you. I know it is not very enjoyable to munch on the 5 O'Clock shawdow.
True, but 5 O'Clock shadow appears with shaving too. At least the waxing provides a fresh slate for trimming or whatever....
Yes that is true, but a nicely trimmed carpet is soft on the face all the time.
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